My Dirty Little Secret

August 7, 2012 2:05 am 2:01 am 2:00 am July 18, 2012 12:48 am
12:44 am

ttlyjamesok:

I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist. To everyone in love: you don’t know how lucky you are.

(Source: roadandtheradio, via findbeautyinallyoudo-deactivate)

July 17, 2012 12:25 am 12:04 am

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July 11, 2012 11:04 pm

Shit I think about during practice

  • Me: Well shit here we go again
  • Me: Holy hell did this water melt from an iceberg or something
  • Me: BITCH IF YOU JUMP ON ME I WILL KILL YOU
  • Me: Oh no bitch, you’re not going first if you skipped warm ups.
  • Me: 400 IM? Take me now
  • Me: LIGHTNING GODS I COMMAND THEE TO SHOW YOURSELF
  • Me: SPEED THE FUCK UP
  • Me: SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
  • Me: Butterfly? BEEP BEEP MOTHER FUCKER, SWIM ON THE CORRECT SIDE OF THE LANE OR I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CONCUSSION
  • Me: I could go for an XXL Pizza right now
  • Me: Mmmm that lifeguard is hot
  • Me: Is that a boner?
  • Me: I need to shave.
  • Me: I feel like a whale
  • Me: Did you just piss in the pool?
  • Me: *Jamming out to my favorite song*
  • Me: Is it over yet omfg.
  • Me: *WHEEZES FOR AIR*
  • Me: Was distance created as a torture device?
  • Me: Awh hell no you did not just touch my feet.
  • Me: I'm going to be bald when I take this cap off
  • Me: Hey guys lets talk about team Phelps and team Lochte
  • Me: SWIM ON SOMEONE ELSE BITCH
  • Me: Omfg what am I doing with my life
  • Me: WHY DID CALL ME MAYBE GET STUCK IN MY HEAD WHY
  • Me: Is my coach high or something
  • Me: THOU SHALL NOT PASS
  • Me: Cramp cramp crAMP CRAMP CRAMP RAMP
  • Me: Oh distance again? I’ll just chill on the bottom of the pool
  • Me: *Dying whale noises*
  • Me: Backstroke? Fuq tha police, I’m pulling on the laneline
  • Me: IF YOU'RE STAYING ON THAT WALL YOU BETTER FUCKING MOVE OR I’M FLIP TURNING OFF YOUR BOOBS AND IT’S NOT GONNA FEEL FUN.
  • Me: Ho did you just call this 50 hard?
  • Me: Starts? PRAISE THE LORD THERE IS HOPE
  • Me: MOVE
  • Me: Warmdown? YES YES YES YES YES YES
  • Me: I HAVE MADE IT I AM ALIVE I CAN DO ANYTHING I CAN CLIMB THE HIMALAYS BRING WORLD PEACE CURE CANCER INVENT TIMETRAVEL *Flops out of the pool*
  • Me: Now where the fuck is my food
  • Me: …I’m doing this again tomorrow. FML.
July 8, 2012 1:19 am
scottlava:

TWO THINGS FOR YOU!
1. All Together Now: A Tribute To The Beatles at Gallery Nucleus this Saturday July7th. Includes the painting above called “Shoeless Bros”
2. San Diego Comic Con all next week starting on Wednesday night.  I will be at Booth #2235 with Bolt City Productions and other places that i will mention next week.
but mark those things down!

scottlava:

TWO THINGS FOR YOU!

1. All Together Now: A Tribute To The Beatles at Gallery Nucleus this Saturday July7th. Includes the painting above called “Shoeless Bros”

2. San Diego Comic Con all next week starting on Wednesday night.  I will be at Booth #2235 with Bolt City Productions and other places that i will mention next week.

but mark those things down!

1:19 am